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THE STICKERS ARE HERE!

To those of you who have sent us actual cash money for stickers we can only say WHAT WERE YOU THINKING OF?! Didn't your parents tell you not to send money to strangers?

It's okay, though. You'll get the stickers, we just need another sixty million to print them - WE'RE KIDDING! ( as the owners should be ).

The stickers are actually here. Thank you for your patience. Those of you who sent money have already seen a plain brown wrapper in your mail - and you've probably received the stickers too.

THE FINAL PRODUCT - 10.75 INCHES BY 3.5 INCHES ACTUAL SIZE:
 


Some of you may have noticed that we have tempered our language a bit. Well, we just didn't want to contribute to a climate of incivility. We'll leave that to the owners.

To get one of these soon-to-be-collectibles in the mail, send two bucks (price cut - just trying to cover our costs here) to:

BumperSticker
7349 & 1/2 Jones Ave NW
Seattle, WA 98117

 
Rumour has it that the foam finger to the right ( and Myohmy apologizes to anyone who finds this gesture as rude as we do ) is the version that the owners wave at the fans from the privacy of their luxury boxes. In fact, sources tell Myohmy that the traditional version used by fans was actually a supplier's mistake when fulfilling the owners' original order. The owners then decided to take the lemons and make lemonade by selling them to the fans who, in the experience of the owners, would buy anything. The rest is history.

Note to the Mariners: The image to the right - indeed, this whole site - is satire. Satire is protected speech. See the Constitution of these United States. Can you say A - C - L - U? Sure you can.
 
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